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Jerk Politics

DEMOCRATIC DEMAGOGUERY - Amazing what someone will say wanting to be elected president vs what one will say to get re-elected president.

SODA JERK - Language Evolves, politicians Do Not !

Baghdad Carney Resigns -

KNEE-JERK LIBERALS - So easy a knee-jerk liberal can understand it now!


OWS: CIRCLE JERK LOGIC - Hey, as long as we're protesting about banks and free college, how about banks forgiving my mortgage and car loans, then my taxes can buy us all more free shit!

TAGS: circle jerk
Rating: 4.9/5

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Curlyrocks - August 23, 2013, 6:12 pm
You gotta take a number and get in line if you want to spam this site buddy.
polishauto - August 23, 2013, 2:58 pm
polishauto - August 23, 2013, 2:57 pm
polish auto

Informed Opinions, Not Irrational Ravings -

TAGS: opinions ravings thinking knee jerking
Rating: 4.6/5

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Oyster - April 26, 2013, 6:29 am
Didn't even read the sign, sorry. Looked at the poster for a minute or two though.

BIDEN: "DON'T SCREW WITH ME" - Entitlement jerk loves to bully reporters or citizens who question his Bidenrhhea-of-the-mouth. C'mon 2012!

BOB COSTAS, SOCK PUPPET - Stick to sports... you don't want to follow in Olbermann's footsteps... and lose even more credibility!

DEMOCRATS - Not only do they consistently shoot themselves in the foot, but they also makes us hungry with their stupid names.

KNEE-JERK LIBERALISM - Simply explained! its why their responses usually are reactionary and not well-thought through!

KATIE COURIC LEAVING - Rumor is Keith OlberJerk is in the running. Hows that expression about jumping from the frying pan into the fire?

Global warming -

TAGS: knee jerk politics
Rating: 3.67/5

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PapaFox - May 3, 2013, 11:39 am
Actually, they're the ones with the facts that Exxon keeps ordering you to ignore. But glad to see you know now that the data isn't suppressed.
Oyster - May 3, 2013, 10:32 am
Pssst, isn't that the same people with the agenda?
PapaFox - May 3, 2013, 8:26 am
Now as far as "suppressed" data, do you mean the publicly-available data that's been online here for years? http://www.ipcc.ch
PapaFox - May 3, 2013, 8:26 am
"2nd coldest spring in US history." So at least you understand that we are having extremely unusual weather patterns. That's a good first step. Are you also aware that the waters off the East Coast are the warmest they've been in 150 years?
Oyster - May 3, 2013, 7:55 am
This year was the 2nd coldest spring in US history. In fact, we have been in a cooling cycle for many years, it's just that that data is supressed because it doesn't fit the agenda.
PapaFox - May 2, 2013, 11:06 pm
Snow is normal for KC in May? I guess it's all good then.

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TAGS: knee jerk dirtbags
Rating: 3.36/5

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Oyster - April 19, 2013, 6:08 am
I just spit coffee all over my keyboard when I read that papa. I can't believe you actually posted that...
PapaFox - April 18, 2013, 11:59 pm
Yeah, it's a pity but some people will jump to conclusions based on existing prejudices.
Rudedog - April 18, 2013, 9:26 pm
Talk about knee jerk reactions.

PAT SAJAK APOLOGIZES - For unleashing Keith Olbermann upon America. Priceless

Promises Change. -

if liberals believe the debate is over -

TAGS: 97 percent consensus liberal master debaters jerk offs
Rating: 4.64/5

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rebeccaolsen - May 8, 2015, 6:30 pm
WE are not the scientists debating this.(lol)97% of'em are settled on the debate,but the 3% of derp might still be debating it.Confusing a political debate with a scientific one is like going to the dentist to get your tires changed,and being disappointed
rebeccaolsen - May 8, 2015, 6:19 pm
That's a negative, denier. WE are having a lovely 'political' debate over what the science SAYS, which is - MMCC is unequivocal. My 'political' strategy: to affirm it, I like being on the side of facts. You're choosing to deny it, for whatever derp reason
OTC - May 8, 2015, 5:35 pm
And yet, you're still debating it
rebeccaolsen - May 7, 2015, 11:38 am
Before your next move in pigeon chess, lemme save u the trouble - If the debate has been over for 97% of the scientists and for years now the 3% have failed to move that consensus with their lack of evidence, we can reasonably infer that the debate's over
rebeccaolsen - May 7, 2015, 11:32 am
So you missed the part where the debate is settled among 97-98% of them. Help me decide: basic math fail OR cognitive dissonance FTL? Do your cred a favor, stop confusing a political debate for a scientific one like you confuse weather for the climate

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TAGS: liberal kneejerk reaction emotional
Rating: 1.93/5

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Zeitguy - June 24, 2015, 1:58 am
But I love the Family Guy.
Zeitguy - June 24, 2015, 1:56 am
Unnerving image. Sorta looks like Seth MacFarlane. Regardless of his politics my emotional reaction is to get him off my knee.